merrybirthaversary

When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.

I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!

by Teratogen December 28, 2012

Merp Alert

When a situation is beginning to become awkward. You know that it is about to be a merp situation however to avoid saying merp in the near future you warn the person you're talking to by saying "merl alert" which insists that they are about to say something merp worthy...

Are you going out tonight? we should meet up.

3 hours later....

..merp alert

"oh sorry I totally forgot to respond!"

-yea...... merp.

by zunit469 February 20, 2015

Mercy Dollar

A Mercy Dollar is a single Dollar that you give to an Ugly Stripperat a Strip Club so that she goes away.

Dude, just give her a Mercy Dollar or she's just going to keep standing there and we'll never see the hot strippers

by Lance.Pimpstrong October 14, 2015

Merp and Derp's

Merp and Derp's are usually the best friends in the whole world. They are usually weird, fun to be around, funny, and all around awesome!

My friends all think that me and my sister are Merp and Derp's. best friends weirdo's awesome people sisters

by Princess Unicorn 08 Sparkles November 29, 2015

Mercy code

The 'Mercy Code' states that any bro must let another bro off the hook for a dare or bet that has been lost if it has serious impact on their ability to get chicks. If any physical bet was lost, the better must revoke the claim if the bettee is going to be trying to get girls within a certain time frame. For example, if the bettee has parties coming up, he must be at his prime. A true bro knows this. And therefore a bro must help him as much as possible. If the the 'Mercy Code' is broken, then whoever broke it shall be considered a dog to his fellow bros.

Guy #1: "Did you hear what happened to jake?"
Guy #2: "He got the mercy code from sean didn't he?"
Guy #1: "Nah sean completely dogged him, made him go to Jessica's in a thong. He's a little shit"

by scottmcdonald January 6, 2016

mercy one trick

Someone who has bad aim, map awarness and positioning, plays only mercy in competetive and still get placed in Masters or higher

-Genus:, This Mercy One trick is boosted, lets see what his sr was last season

-Numerus : all of these fucking mercy one tricks get boosted

by xXCrysisCGXx August 14, 2017

Merry men

A bunch of clueless men of average affluence, who have no idea on how to spend the little they have. They are usually seen wearing ugly looking agbadas, and attract only women of low self esteem.

He got a job and decided to become one of the merry men.

These merry men at the clubhouse annoy me.

by Az_D September 23, 2018