Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.

For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..

by vanillarie December 4, 2017

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Merio

Merio is an international misspelling of Mario the Plumber, and Also an internet meme.

Imma google merio on youtube and see what comes up.

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Merpo • meriod • meron • MERO • Meronia • Merovingian • megpoodle • merion • merlock • merlot

Merom

A word describing how something or someone is nasty, disgusting and/or weird

Omg, Lex’s new Gucci watch is so merom! Ew!

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Merp

Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time

Guy: hey baby

Girl: merp

Guy: you’re so cutee

by Thrash64455999888 May 22, 2018

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Merp

A sound that can be used in practically every scenario, and is more contextual than literal.

person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp

Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?

by OG Guru May 31, 2018

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