Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.

That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.

by One1Upp July 17, 2024

Mermaid Green

Teal Green Color

"That is a beautiful green shirt that you are wearing."... "Thank you, it's Mermaid Green".

by Spartanmermaid August 14, 2017

Mermaids

Mermaids are people that support Nick Bean. They are some of the nicest, funniest, smartest, most supportive people on earth. They are part of an amazing fandom.

person: what do you call your fans nick?
nick: i call my fans mermaids

by aaliyahmr January 10, 2019

pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020

Reverse Mermaid

The sexual act of copulating from behind while dunking their head in the bath.

My hair is wet because my boyfriend just did the reverse mermaid on me.

by ivlogtv October 8, 2023

Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

drunken mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.

by Bran G February 16, 2020