Real Merkin

A hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely American ones and everyone else is a traitor. Loves America but hates most Americans. Lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of Fox, Limbaugh, Breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.

"Real Merkins know that Obama was grown in a cloning tank in Kenya from the combined DNA of Stalin, Marx, Hitler, Mao and Lenin."

by Dalekmaster October 19, 2013

Sleeping on Margin

(v.) To wake up and stay in bed knowing that you're taking time away from some activity you had planned for (usually school or work). Usually happens because the bed is just so damn comfortable.

Clifford: Why are you always late? I thought you set an alarm clock

Me: I do, I just have a bad habit of sleeping on margin.

by Gu3ss July 20, 2011

Merkin

To murder

Peeps cant just b runnin around MERKIN other peeps
“Im thinkin bout MERKIN that mofo

by gypsy mom November 17, 2017

Marginal

One of the many words used by Donald Trump that he thinks makes him sound smart but he actually doesn't know its meaning.

Trump: Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at 7, it's marginal, right?
7 year old: Marginal? You mean like your penis?

by Hanbin1100 December 30, 2018

Merkin Boy

Kyle Weaver -- his hair looks like a damn merkin!!

"Hey merkin boy, why does your hair look like a freakin pubic wig?!?"

by Tablemate January 16, 2003

Megin

The lamest of all creatures known to man, and some allien subspecies. also refered too, as the lameosaurus rex.

Megin is lame.

by TheAmazingnessJesus January 1, 2012

Merlin

The act of Shitting into someone's mouth.

Person 1:I 'merlin'd' your mum last night
Person 2:You Sick Bastard

by Spyke+rabi January 17, 2009