Mercer

The greatest town in the world. Far away from everything but without a sense of exclusion. Great place to have a cabin as a vacation destination. Hot summer days are great spending on a lake. While cold snowy winters are perfect for snowmobiling or taking a short drive to Big Powderhorn Mountain for a day on the slopes. There are lots of cool bars and restaurants, all adding to a quintessential hometown feel. Safe and quiet. A blissful escape from a busy life. A nice balance of technology. Enough to send off an emergency email, but not enough to notice anything if you don't want too. All in all a quiet wooded town, that can be easily tagged as the greatest place on earth.

- Hey what are you doing for christmas break?
- Going up to the greatest place in the world.
- Where's that?
- Mercer, Wi, duh!
- Oh, i shoulda known Mercer's awesome!

by nxtpacker22 March 4, 2011

Marcellus

A town in central New York, where a bunch on hillybilly rednecks live and party

Marcellus, where even is marcellus?? Ohh the hick town

by 10172810hill August 20, 2017

Mercedes-Benz

The American housewive's alternative to strutting down Fifth Avenue holding multiple Louis Vuitton bags, since they dont want to ruffle their Valentino dress...

Mercedes-Benz has evoked a name of luxury, prominence, and ultimate safety in a confusing world of automotive manufactures. A continued dedication to excellence allows Mercedes to collaborate with award-winning brands to create an experience that no other American car company can come close to. They rule the industry and continue to set standards which other brands continue to copy AND take credit for!

I need three more Mercedes-Benz sedans to match my new dress. What colors do you have resembling fuchsia, turqouise, and aqua?...
What do you mean you don't have aqua? It's a totally different color!

by Beoreview November 20, 2011

Mercedes-Benz

Mercedes-Benz is a luxury car company based in Germany. Mercedes builds fast, safe, and well-riding cars and trucks for personal and some industrial use. Despite historically being reliable, UNBIASED magazines such as Consumer Reports have stated that Mercedes cars and trucks shipped to the United States are very unreliable and are thus not reccomended.

I was driving my cool new Mercedes-Benz E320 Bluetec to the diesel station, but then my engine broke down. Guess I'll need to shell out $8000 for the dealership to look at it.

by ThunderBlizzard April 19, 2008

Mercedes-Benz

A car you purchase, maintain, and drive with pride as you are whipping an example of the finest and oldest marque in automotive history. Known for their style, performance and industry-leading innovation, Benzes are for real boys who aspire to set themselves apart from all the other undesireables on the road. If you want to be a buster or not have the best cars ever made, buy a BMW or AUDI because they're wack.

Witness: Damn, your CL55 ///AMG Mercedes-Benz just romped all over that M5 and RS6. It was awesome.

Me: Thanks. Yeah, those dudes are pussies.

by DEEZ NUUUTZZZ April 21, 2016

syesha mercado

Most talented girl on American Idol season 7, should have been in the final 2, but still made top 3 which is more than could be asked for. She will have a great career and she is amazing.

Love Syesha Mercado, yeah!

by yodude55 May 23, 2008

marcel

Since when you type in the name marcel it's just a guy definition I thought I should make a girl definition. Marcel is the smartest , kindest , funniest person you will meet she lights up a room , she stands out in the crowd , she is sassy and will beat your ass if you try her . Overall if meet a marcel grab on tight and never let go.

I am defining the word marcel. Damn your turning into a marcel , that's okay the world needs more marcels anyway .

by Roxanne Dawson July 11, 2017