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maiden call

The first call made with a telecommunication device. The call is usually made to someone of personal importance or if the device was a gift, the person who gave the gift.

Term first used in Seinfeld the episode of The Outing.
Jerry: I got a dial-tone! Ok, this is the maiden call.
Kramer: Wait, wait I want to get the first call.
by Jesadrperez January 17, 2009
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Carmen de Mairena

An important spanish trans-sexual with a huge cock, she/he is ugly as fuck.
You will be penetrated by Carmen de Mairena
by Dembowsempai April 9, 2017
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Iron Maiden

1:A vary talented metal band.

2:A touture divice with spikes in side a coffen closed slowly to inflict max. pain. After days or hours the victim would die from injeris or suffication.

3:A mutent creature from Resident Evil 4 in wich it grabs Leaon and pulls him towerds it then he is stabed by spikes that comes out of the Iron Maiden`s body. Dose a lage amount of damage.
1:Iron Maiden is the best!

2:The poor man was put in the Iron Maiden.

3:Iron Maiden creep me out.
by =Fox= July 16, 2008
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Iron Maiden

A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".
Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.
by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010
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The Iron Maiden Rule

The unwritten rule of music (mostly but not exclusively metal) that states that only Iron Maiden are allowed to wear their own band shirts on stage, by virtue of being Iron Maiden. It has been broken numerous times. The worst offenders are probably Amon Amarth, who wear their own merchandise in every photo and every video in which they aren't shirtless.

The reason for the rule is the same reason why it's generally gauche to wear a band shirt for the band you're going to see: band shirts are generally a way to broadcast your tastes and in so doing support a band that people might not have heard of.
Watain broke the Iron Maiden rule by painting their own emblem on their bare chests.
by The music definitions guy December 4, 2010
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FISSION MAILED

A term loosely meaning that you have been embarrassed to the highest degree, similar to pwned and You Got Served

Origin: Metal Gear Solid 2 near the end of the game, there's a screen that says that very phrase that's supposed to mimic the "Mission Failed" message you get when you normally die in said game.
Dude, your girlfriend sucked my cock last night! FISSION MAILED!
by DANfan February 20, 2005
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Malenudity

a term that means excitement; and object that could make some thing better
this party is so lame you know what could make it better, malenudity thats what
by whiteman June 25, 2005
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