Muppy

An absolute weenus i.e. somebody who is really annoying and silly.

Madelaine: I'm such a Muppy
Fred: I know right?

by supadupathundapatrolmeister August 18, 2011

ass-muppet

Somone who likes to have ass-sex with muppets.

Bert and Ernie are ass-muppets.

by sterling March 1, 2003

Muplord

A Muplord is an individual who takes ineptitude, malcoordination (Muppetry) to high and elevated levels, thus making them deserving of ridicule

Dude 1, whilst trying to drink from his beer and piss at the same time, falls over in urinal therefore spraying his own piss all over his prostrate form as well as aforementioned beer.

Dude 2 (pointing severely at the stricken fool): Muplord !!!

by Theo HBomb June 14, 2007

doom muppet

A person who is in a position of authority, the bringer of woe and disarray yet of a simple nature; hereby making them a doom muppet.

______ told me to do ______ but, ______ is already doing it. Man ______ is a right doom muppet!

by tboy September 1, 2004

The muppets

The muppets are creepy little characters built by a lonely 100 year old man. By placing the heart of a child into the chest of a stuffed frog he created kermit the leader of these muppets.
One day though, the muppets betrayed him and made him into a muppet too.

girl: hear about the muppets
boy: *looks around, snorts and crouches* yea
girl: I meant about there new movie
boy: new movie....AHHHHHH

by JustMeCrazy January 24, 2019

giving a muppet

fisting

"Last night I was giving a muppet to this girl. Now I can't shake hands at business dinners."

by Schmegan October 21, 2008

m'up

/məp/ n. Contraction for 'meetup'. A social engagement serving as the platonic equivalent of going on a date. The event at which two strangers or acquaintances meet up in order to pursue a friendship. M'ups usually occur after an individual, most often an adult working professional, moves to a new city alone and is forced to participate in the m'upping scene in order to make friends.

Text conversation between two old friends:

Sush: Hey, how's life after your big move to Denver? Make any new friends yet?
Cat: It's going well! I have a m'up later today with this girl I met during a networking event. I'm kind of nervous but see a lot of potential for friendship!

by 2koola4skoola June 17, 2017