limp dick nick

An asshole friend who thinks he is better than you by abusing your name in rude ways

Hey Seth look at limp dick nick over there. He is being rally limpy and dicky right now!

by Zero Five Seven March 27, 2015

Limp Guinea

The moment after ejaculation and before flacidity where a penis is hanging at a specific curve. Not erect yet not flacid, this middle ground is known as a limp guinea.

I barely finished jacking off before my roommate came home, pretty sure he saw my limp guinea

by 4striiiing January 5, 2017

Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

by apple earphones November 28, 2020

Limp tornado

When you duct tape the hand of a coma patient to your dick and shake her arm rapidly

“That patient in there has been in a coma for 2 years, $50 and I’ll lock the door and you can get a limp tornado, I’ll tell any other doctor the room is busy”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

limp tard

A slang/ diragatory term that conservatives use towards liberals.

"Alex jones thinks john oliver is a straight limp tard"

by Renaology April 19, 2018

limp noodles

these group of fabulous girls at alice deal consist of: hanna, lilli, norah, sarah, and amanda. they actually didnt come up with this title for themselves and they hate it LIKE A MUG! (yes, that is language picked up from deal). they're very close and even formed a "loverhood". they're the hottest thing thats hit DC.

man1 (trevor): hey! here come the limpnoodles!

sarah (limpnoodle): FUCK YOU BITCH DONT CALL US THAT!!!!!!!!!!

by the hottest one (manda) February 19, 2005

Limp tit

What happens when your breast implant bursts.

When your titty fucking a girl with fake tits and one pops and falls to the side its called a limp tit.

by dafunk5555 December 8, 2009