Sir Mike Lewis

Hi, I'm Mike Lewis. I'm here to talk about our lord and savior Martin the GEICO Gecko. He preaches to us our daily prayer, stating that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Vote Mike Lewis as your next Presdident of U.S.A. (United Sheds of America).

Aliases:
-GEICO Insurance Pope
-Candidate for the Faux Educational and School-Directed Student Body Presidency for the year of 2022.

-Dean/Director/Principal/Father Founder of the Sheboigan Wisconsin Academy of Gaming/Gamers (S.W.A.G. Institution)
-Founder of Squirrel With Cool Sunglasses and a Top Hat
-Was rightfully knighted by the Home Depot Excecutive Board after successfully selling over 1.8 billion environmentally friendly sheds in the course of 2 months

"Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag swag."
-Sir Mike Lewis.

by Sir Mike Lewis March 29, 2022

Doing A Lewis

The act of wanting to die by any means. Wether it’s by a spitfire, in a hole or simply not waking up in the morning

God what a weekend that was, I may just be Doing A Lewis in a minute.

by Norwich city center November 24, 2022

Monica Lewinsky

The bbw that had all the Christian/Conservative/Republican/Boy-cravers so upset 'cause Bill Clinton was gettin' some and they wern't.

Congressman Foley couldn't get a woman like Monica Lewinsky...

by Ozymandius October 28, 2008

Lewis Buchan

An absolute legend who hates James Essex and his crew more than he hates goths

Lewis Buchan, what a legend

by BigJillHudson January 28, 2019

Lewis

A British speaking, nocturnal penguin who's obsessed with buying kneecaps from his friends or really anyone who's willing to give up their kneecaps. If he really loves you, he will give you a pebble. If a Lewis gives you a pebble, hold on to him forever and give him all the tea and Ramen you can. And make sure you nickname him LewLew because he really loves that.

"OMG! He just gave me a pebble!"

"He must be a Lewis. You better start buying tea and prepare to say goodbye to your kneecaps."

by RaeRae :3 July 24, 2020

Kevin lewis

An uncultured, raging alcoholic who loves Imbreading in water with them small plums

Fuck I i’m a Kevin Lewis

by Gareth Ali October 21, 2020

Lewis Hamilton

The Formula 1 Goat.

The driver that will retire with more wins , pole positions and championships than anyone on earth

synonym of greatness and perfection in any field

Pele is the lewis hamilton of football
Jonnhy is the lewis hamilton of all the analysts in this room

by Dave Piratay November 30, 2020