lax

The hottest mf in the planet. Got more bitches than u prob

Oh yeah lax gets mad bitches

by discordian123 February 3, 2022

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lax

A person who is very relaxed and cool about everything. A person who is lax has the ability to attract woman.

My homie is lax

by laxer the rizzler February 21, 2024

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Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011

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Laxatives

Makes you poo a lot and uncontrollably.

I had laxatives and I was on the toilet for HOURS!!!

by MalloryTodd April 3, 2022

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chill-lax

don't fret, wait and it will get better, don't get worry lines, it's not that important so don't let it get to you, be super cool, not easily ruffled.

Yes, the police stopped you for no reason, but chill-lax and you will be okay.

by berniemacmadethiswordpopular July 21, 2009

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