Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.

"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"

by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011

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vocal laxative

When one person says something that instantly triggers someone else to start spewing words from their mouth hole.

Jessie: Did you hear Jessica and Bobby broke up?
Andrea: Oh my god yes!! But that's okay because I don't think she was right for him. But at the same time he was really nice, and cute, and nice. So maybe they were good together. But maybe not. Did you hear about Brian and Jenna?
Jessie: Wow. I didn't mean to give you a vocal laxative.

by Triggerman867 December 8, 2013

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Lax bro

A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax

That lax bro never puts down his stick!

by Laxbro_32 July 16, 2015

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Gabby Lax

An amazing girl who you should never want to lose. May seem happy on the outside but also on the inside is feeling sad. A friend who will always be there for you no matter what. Will also help u when you are sad and make sure your happy. She’s also a stunning, pretty, and hot girl and every boy wants her.

#1 -Did u see that girl over there?
#2- who Gabby Lax?

#1- ya, I want to be her!

by Becca Roberts April 23, 2019

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Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.

Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.

by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019

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