labrake

A verb: to throw a book at an unsuspecting student with use of the whole body

the teacher labraked the book at the student

by DominicJohnson June 18, 2006

Fox News liberal

Someone who claims to be a liberal or Democrat, but has positions and a voting record reflecting that of a conservative or Republican. See also DINO.
One who is often called a "Fox News liberal" is Alan Colmes, co-host (with Sean Hannity) of Hannity & Colmes; he is criticised by liberal commentators, including author and talk show host Al Franken, as weak and unable to effectively debate his decisively conservative counterpart.

That op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal is the weakest rebuttal to the pro-Bush article he was trying to refute. He's a milquetoast Fox News liberal if you ask me.

by LudwigVan September 23, 2005

stupid liberal

Simply a synonym for liberal.

The stupid liberal wasted his vote on John Kerry.

by "Kane Millard" May 30, 2004

librarian

well-minded angels with little street-sense or business-savvy, love to help and occasionally are reminded why, often experience burn-out due to low pay, bureaucratic management, and the discovery that the homeless and elderly are more familiar with libraries then your son or daughter, aspire to make a difference in a constantly changing world, are some of the most interesting individuals you will ever meet, are more excited about technology then you think.

The librarian smiled politely and said to the crazy patron, "I'm sorry Sir, but I can't help you print your email from hyperspace."

by Lucesco May 27, 2006

librarium

When the library is used as an intense non-stop studying place for midterms and finals in college.

Tiffany has been studying at the librarium for 4 straight days for her physiology final exam.

by nameless2 October 23, 2006

library syndrome

The overwhelming need to go poo when browsing in a store. This typically happens in the library or bookstore. It has also happens in stores that have a lot of selections.

"I went to find a book to give my friend for her birthday but my library syndrome kicked in and I had to beeline it to the bathroom."

by Conchita February 23, 2013

Liberal Racism

When someone isn't outwardly racist and uses innuendos to mask racism, so it remains way to ambiguous to get called out or detected.

Black guy: Wow why does this person hate me, maybe i should talk to him and understand where his ignorance is coming from.

White guy: Nah bro what if he is KKK, if u listen to him u are giving him a platform you arent helping your race.

Black guy: this is the liberal racism Jidion was talking about?

*Works with any race that tells another race how to percieve the bigotry coming their way*

by Chebster August 25, 2022