LAMPING

TO ACT LIKE A LAMP. PLACING A LAMP SHADE ON ONES HEAD AND PRETENDING TO BE A LAMP.

PLANKING IS SOO OLD SCHOOL! LAMPING IS THE NEW TREND.

by THE813 July 24, 2011

Rockstar Landing

The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.

Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!

by Crazy Chris L June 21, 2005

superhero landing

Su·per·he·ro Lan·ding
/verb
The sexual act of throwing your partner into the air, and catching their penis in your mouth (deep throat style) as they land in a Dirty Dancing-esque lift over your face.

"Sex has been boring lately, shall we spice it up a bit with the superhero landing?"

by CockGobbler3000 May 14, 2018

Lamping

Sitting on someones face and slapping them naked.

I was totally lamping my girlfriend yesterday.

by Karl, Matt and Fran January 8, 2009

larping

Physically damaging another person with weapons you've collected.

I got three levels by larping all night.

by mtlurker May 13, 2005

Lasping

A point in uncontrolable laughter when the person laughing is unable to obtain a breath and a gasp sound is created while continuing laughing.

Kevin stop lasping! You are going to die if you don't!

by PAKush July 10, 2010

landing gear

The term used for describing the flaps of skin hanging from a "Flange" or "Pussy" after excessive sexual intercourse.

Man you should have seen her joot after i finished smashing it, looks like she was preping for landing.

by adam xe4 March 1, 2005