fart-knocker

A dumb ass

My boss is a fartknocker.

by Fartknocker girl June 19, 2003

Knocker

A person who is overly cynical just to be cynical and in turn a miserable person

I hate smartphones if they're the future then I want to die.
Hey dude smartphones keep people connected lighten up!
Screw you dude! smartphones are for losers
So the smartphone hater is a knocker

by ironicbliss August 6, 2011

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Hob-knocker

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...

by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009

snot knocker

In football, when a player hits another player so hard, that the player who was hit has snot literally knocked out of his nose. More common in the winter when people tend to have colds. Sometimes called a "slobber knocker".

Wide recievers fear going over the middle, because they're afraid they'll get a snot knocker.

by Augie September 7, 2003

Turd knocker

1) A fart that is ushering the way for a solid drop.
2) A term of endearment used by the elderly generation.

You little turd knockers behave while I'm gone, and I'll bring you some ice cream.

by Æl November 5, 2014

hob-knocker

when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face.

a guy slapped his pee pee on my face and then called me a hob-knocker!

by richardtyronewilson February 15, 2009