Knob Jockey

1) One who rides a dick
2) One who is a complete fagatron.

"Shut up david you knob jockey! "
"go ride some more dick you knob jockey"

by TeamRandom January 12, 2005

knob suction

In simple words...it is a blow job.

I was so drunk last nite that I found myself chattin with a wombatic dick shark that insisted on giving me some knob suction.

by BONE May 3, 2003

Corn on the knob

When you stick pieces of corn on your penis so that it resembles a corn on the cob then get your other half to eat it off while giving you oral.

Kym came over and gave me a fucking brilliant corn on the knob! She didn't miss one kernel!

by Roomy1985 October 20, 2014

knob greaser

one who greases knobs, see also "bone-chugger"

keep on greasin, greasin my knob, eatin it, like corn on the cob

by T & M October 3, 2003

Dew Knob

Dew Knob is a mixed drink. Half Mountain Dew half Knob Creek on the rocks. A top shelf bourbon with a non traditional mixer.

Hey Al make me a stiff Dew Knob, today was hectic.

by Stacc4twank March 30, 2009

door knob

The common example used in Alcoholic Anonymous meetings to describe what you can pick to be your Higher Power.

Alcoholics Anonymous is spiritual, not religious. You can pick anything you want to be your higher power, even a door knob.

by JR Harris March 30, 2011

knob-end

Witless fool, gullible oaf, village idiot.

You stupid knob-end!!

by titwanker August 15, 2003