Jomish

a mixture between a jewish and a omish person

Wow! that kids is jomish

by LUKECAS January 15, 2009

joisey

How the state of New Jersey is pronounced w/ a Jersey accent.

Am from Joisey,Yoo godda problem widdat?

by X Nu Yawka May 18, 2006

Steve Jobs

The act of committing hari kari over an announcement that results in utter disappointment and faggotry.

Bob: "Did you hear what Maria's father did last night after asshat Mr. Mcgoo asked her to marry him?"

Ben: "Herpity Derpity, why no Bob what happened!?"

Bob: "He pulled a Steve Jobs!"

by nugirt October 6, 2011

Jobin

Slang term for workin.

Yo man, what you doin tonight? I'm jobin.

by lastwednesday January 26, 2011

A Steve Jobs

Occurs when several guys are gang-banging a girl at once, in multiple orifices. All at once, they pull out and cum all over her i-phone.

Me and a few bros pulled a Steve Jobs on this girl last weekend, she lost like 500,000 contacts. *high five

by Alexander Thomas Yarbrough April 16, 2008

Jobsy

When a strand of fringe flops down over your forehead, sometimes during drunken moments or due to bad hair styling.

"Sam your jobsy is out of control."

"Mate sort out your jobsy."

by slickkicks October 23, 2014

Glendas Get Jobs

A motto that Bostonian hipster women say to themselves when preparing for a job interview in order to remind themselves that boring, conservative, unattractive women are more likely to get jobs. This motto often results in hipster women removing their leggings, vans and fedoras before their interview.

"I was going to wear my favorite COEXIST T-shirt to my interview but then i remembered that Glendas get jobs."

by TooSharpe June 2, 2014