Ibrahim

This guy is very fruity towards his bros. His jokes ain’t funny at all and he loves UFC. His boxing skills are shit he’ll get knocked out by a girl.

Sahra: hello ibrahim
Ibrahim : you wanna suck my wood

Sahra: 🤮🤮🤮🤮

by Zhaji January 29, 2020

Israel

Israel is a nation in the Middle East, that everyone wants, although it has no oil (See also Hanukkah)

Antonym: Saudia Arabia : Something no one wants, but has oil

"That old Honda is a lot like Israel"

by Gregor of Maine January 19, 2022

Israelian Shut-eye

After a long night of drinking and witnessing a friend pass out drunk, one male then ejaculates on the friend's eyelids therein creating a binding link between eyelashes. After several hours after the ejaculation, the liquid welds the eye shut making it nearly impossible for the friend to open their eyes the following morning.

Mark got hammered last night and had sex with an ugly chick so I gave him an Israelian shut-eye so he wouldnt have to see her the next morning.

by Charlie Buttfuckus November 21, 2011

Ibrahim

A guy who has a peacock hair style that thinks he's a financial prodigy who will make millions by selling vape accessories to little kids.

You're such an ibrahim.

I really am honey, I really am.

by ThaHustla November 12, 2018

Ibrahim

The G.O.A.T.

A man who scares everyone who walks in his path. Best athlete and best band player.

Person: He plays basketball} like an Ibrahim

by ibw33 May 4, 2018

Israeli Army

Many mistake the Israeli army to be one that defends Israel from invasions and attacks when in essence they instigate invasions themselves and launch attacks on unsuspecting victims. The IDF has been implicated in many massacres over the years. Most of which have not made it to mainstream news outlets because of Pro-Israel lobby groups (see AIPAC).

The IDF gets most of its funding from the United States. U.S. tax payers often, unknowingly, fund this immoral and inhumane war machine, one of the region's most ruthless armies.

The Israeli army bombed a house killing most of its young occupants; some were children less than 5 years old.

by Ben Tuvia October 11, 2007

Isiah

A fat ass General Cracken that perceptively touches women and tells his "Girlfriend" he didn't.

Aileen: So i heard you touched Chloe on the ass.
Isiah: No i didn't.

by ImaGine Blaze29 May 10, 2017