Gardening sucks

Gardening sucks is the phrase RonanSoccer exclaims when he spills his milk after having sexual intercourse with his lawn mower.

guy 1: "hey man did you hear gardening sucks last night?"
guy 2: "yeah man i was fucking my mower again"

by Mowing masters November 1, 2017

suck off

For a man/woman to perform oral sex on a man until he comes.

i went to my lab partner's house to study last night, and she ended up sucking me off.

by Lieutenant Big Dick November 29, 2004

sucked to sleep

The act of sucking your man to the point of total exhaustion leading to a loss of consciousness. (See filatio)

Me: Man Billy has been out for a while.
Jack: Yeah Lauren sucked him to sleep.
Me: sucked to sleep?
Jack: yeah sucked him to exhaustion.
Me: Damn.

by HoneyHole99 July 25, 2015

suck nards

v. to suck testicles. Term generally used to express disgust over someone's behaviour or a complaint over the outcome of a situation (generally negative).

Dude! I can't believe you just did that! You're distgusting! Ew man, you totally suck nards.

by Murphy's Law November 24, 2005

Sucking plank

It's similar to a fucking skank but it is the polite way to do it.

Angie is such a sucking plank. She really needs to stop fucking her brothers.

by nbro February 19, 2009

pp suck

BEEP BOOP BAP BAP the best head in the universe

OBAMA: ATTENTION CITIZENS I NEED HEAD IMMEDIATELY. biggy cheese: yo someone give this man some pp suck.

by Madlycrazycat October 31, 2019

Sucked Off

To have a blowjob and ejaculate.

Shes great, I got sucked off by her last night

by Billyjoebobbybillybobjoebilly August 26, 2008