I'm just here for my cardio

the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.

sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped

sisters bf : runs to the car

by Gabrial duffey October 8, 2022

Nah, I'm Just Beau

"Nah, I'm just Beau" is exactly what you say when you survive some sort of legendary feat 99.9% guaranteed to be the cause of your death. Originated from a particular unsung Florida Man, this phrase is general statement for anything involving crackhead activities.

"Charlie, I can't believe you got away with smacking our hot principal's ass!"

"Nah, I'm just Beau"

by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole October 21, 2019

I'm just tryna help, Ike

From 'what's love got to do with it?' Meaning: helping someone with something they REALLY don't need or want your help with - or not giving someone the help they need.

BB: Why did you give my number JJ, he is not cute to me?
KK: But he is nice and really likes you. I'm just tryna help, Ike...
BB: Ike don't need no help!

by athenanike October 8, 2008

i'm just saying

Phrase used whenever someone says something that's offensive, or hurtful, mean etc. It's is used to automatically erase what was just said, as if the person never said it.

Guy #1:

Ey dog I would love to fuck the shit outta your little sister.

Guy #2: WTF did you just say????

Guy #1: I'm just saying.....

Guy #2: oh ok...kool

by 40 ounce bandit May 15, 2009

I'm not saying I'm [Jesus]...I'm just saying

An expression to be used prior to a statement that
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)

May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"

"I'm not saying I'm Jesus...I'm just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light"

"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"

by MissMelanieG January 13, 2009

I'm just sayin'

A phrase used to signify that a previous comment one made was not intended to cause offense or annoyance, but was simply a statement of a personal opinion or an observation that the stater doesn't care enough to fight over.

Person A: That video you posted looked faked to me.
Person B: Why are you being a troll?
Person A: I'm not trolling, I'm just sayin'.

by not_trollin' August 15, 2010

i’m just teasing you

A response after humorously confusing someone into believing a falsehood or a joke.

Alice: Belle you left you’re bras at my apartment. Belle: I did? I’ll go grab them. Alice: I’m just teasing you.

Belle: I can’t go on another date with Craig. He’s abusive. Alice: Give him another chance. Belle: I really freaking can’t. Alice: Relax. I’m just teasing you.

by Me. Mr, June 11, 2018