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Mega Hyper Death AIDS

Mega Hyper Death AIDS (MHDAIDS) is the worst disease known to man. It has a 99% mortality rate and it takes at least 10 days to kill a grown adult. MHDAIDS can be transmitted via sexual intercourse, and it is hereditary. If one were to recover from MHDAIDS, they would have an increased risk of developing Ligma or Bofa in their later life. Treatments for MHDAIDS include E-TMA, Sawcon and Sugon.
"Hey everyone, Shoenice again. I have Mega Hyper Death AIDS, this is my final video..."
by Hecking Degenerate June 15, 2021
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Reverse fire hydrant

During sexual intercorse you piss and nut in the chicks ear.
Ya she still can't hear her boyfriend decided to pull a reverse fire hydrant on her.
by Cripple420 December 12, 2019
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i am the hype

What you scream into the ears and faces of all that dont believe the genuine leap in skill you just experienced.
Alternatively, either when you know solidly you're more than capable and people question it even in the face of concrete evidence, or when you are indeed a bad ass but your self image is a tad less than your actual self.
Trunks: Do you believe your own hype?!
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!!!
by HOTF*CKACTION December 18, 2019
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Hydro Flask

A stainless steel bottle that keeps your water cool in a hot summer day with no air conditioning and only the noise of the tv as you lay on the floor complaining of the heat...
"Look i bought I bought a hydro flask. I'm so quirky. Sksksksksksksks"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP"
by TheEpicPwnr August 31, 2019
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Hypervirility

A feigned rare condition used by infertile men in the senile stage of their life. It is an assumed macho excuse for their many failed marriages and sterility (which they perceive others to view as unmanly). First popularly used by Chevy Chase’s character, Pierce Hawthorne, in the NBC TV comedy Community, episode 2 ‘Spanish 101.’
Pierce: “What’s the moist-towelette industry like? Oh, believe me, it’s nothing like the product. Nah, it’s a hard…dry…large business. Destroyed all my marriages. ‘Course it didn’t help any that I can’t have children—I’m not sterile! In fact, it’s a rare condition called ‘hypervirility.’ Apparently my sperm SHOOT through the egg like bullets! Huh, can you believe that?”
Jeff: “I can’t. But YOU can, so that’s fine.”
by Amorphous Intelligence September 25, 2009
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Hyper expansion

A weird ass fetish were the artist draws tits that takes up most of Earth or a dick the size of Jupiter. Then, they slap any fictional character and call it "art" because the artist is so fucking lazy. Come on, if you're going to draw big tits or cock, at least don't make it take up the entire picture
Dude 1: Dude, I just found this hyper expansion picture of Amy Rose here. She's got tits the size of the fucking sun
Dude 2: What site was it posted on?
Dude 1: furaffinty.net
Dude 2: Because of course it is
by I shit bees July 19, 2021
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hyperthetical

A newly coined term for what everything "is." Everything, every "object," is beyond any word or description it is not the thesis, is. It is not below the thesis, hypothetical. It is beyond any ones imagination, comprehension, understanding, words and/or ideas; unlimited by time, space, words and/or ideas; it is hypertherical.
" Eddy described a new system of government to stop war. The teacher told Eddy his example was hypothetical. He told her quite the contrary, it was hyperthetical; beyond any previous example or reasoning." Hyperthetical is the universal answer. Everything is hyperthetical, not meaningless, as are all other words.
by fred ressler October 13, 2006
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