Hungarian eyepatch

A torture method used by Austro-Hungarians to interrigate enemy soldiers or prisoners. First they will gauge out the eyes, and have the fatest and most constipated man in the town, and have him take a vicious, rabid shit in the victim's eye sockets. Then somone will stik there thumbs in the eye sockets and add intense presure to the fececs to project them to his brain.

Hey dude, that guy wants to do a Hungarian eyepatch to his girlfriend.

by wifflewaffer December 1, 2011

hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016

keepin' it one hunad

The new form of "keeping it real." The "one hunad" is short for "one-hundred percent." Pronounced (hun-nud).

Guy 1: Hey man, what you been up to?
Guy 2: Nothin much man. You know, just been keepin' it one hunad.

by toddglass'_auful_prankshow March 17, 2010

hungarian helicopter

The act of eating ones vag whilst twirling them around in a clockwise or counter-clock wise motion, according to the hungarian ritual developed in the 1600's to ward off demons. The dominant partner must make sure to have a firm grasp on the upper thigh of the orally pleasured partner. Suggested to take place in a well open area for maximum revolutions per minute.

Alisha: 'Honey, im still dizzy from that "hungarian helicopter" you gave me last night.'

Tommy: "Shut it bitch. Now give me tater mitts!"

by Deepthroat111 May 30, 2010

Hungarian City Slicker

The act of farting into a females vagina while having intercourse

Man, I had to fart so bad while doing her last night, i just turned around, lined up, and gave her the ol' Hungarian City Slicker

by keithvlad2002 November 28, 2010

Hungarian Birthday Bash

The act of having sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman,who is in the act of labor,when you yourself,pose as a doctor,deliver the baby,then put it back in the woman's vagina,head first.Then have sexual intercourse with the baby inside the womans vagina.

That's as messed up as a Hungarian Birthday Bash.

by Doinyourmom. January 14, 2011

hungayrian

Some stupid nickname from the shithole of Europe (Romania)

for the hungarians, probably because of their inferiority complex.

Fuck you stupid hungayrian!!!

Wow, thats soooo creative... now go back to your gipsy cave romanian shithole...

by walkinwalkin August 27, 2010