noun
1) a male given name: words meaning “tyrant” and “cunty.”
2) any person in a position of authority who exercises power oppressively or despotically.
3) If you’re named Houman then you would typically be the worst person to ever work for. You would be viewed by most as the 21st century Hitler in the workplace. His leadership approach is likely going to include backstabbing among all ranks, creating chaos within the organization, demoralizing anyone in his path, making the absolute worst business decisions ever seen, and a walking HR nightmare that will undoubtedly keep the legal department busy defending lawsuits brought upon the company from his actions.
1) a male given name: words meaning “tyrant” and “cunty.”
2) any person in a position of authority who exercises power oppressively or despotically.
3) If you’re named Houman then you would typically be the worst person to ever work for. You would be viewed by most as the 21st century Hitler in the workplace. His leadership approach is likely going to include backstabbing among all ranks, creating chaos within the organization, demoralizing anyone in his path, making the absolute worst business decisions ever seen, and a walking HR nightmare that will undoubtedly keep the legal department busy defending lawsuits brought upon the company from his actions.
How dare you talk to me like that and disrespect me. I will not be Houmaned by you anymore.
Ah man, not again. You just made another Houman decision that’s going to cost the company millions is losses. Next time pull your head out of your ass and just make a decent business decision so you don’t sink this ship.
Ah man, not again. You just made another Houman decision that’s going to cost the company millions is losses. Next time pull your head out of your ass and just make a decent business decision so you don’t sink this ship.
by King of the CA Castle November 24, 2021
Get the Houman mug.When a group of ladies all share a passion for the same activity and form a close connection as a result. This "sisterhood" may include token males, but they are less likely be welcome to be homantic with the ladies, as this would risk continuing to be welcome in the homance.
The woman and the dude in that van doing this years Ragnar Relay Race sure seem to be close to each other. They cheer for one another, sleep on each other, and smack each others ass after each leg. It seems like they are definitely caught in a bad ass homance.
by Ho-Man May 30, 2013
Get the Homance mug.Related Words
hotman
• hotmanfest
• Hotmansoh
• hotmantic
• flameo hotman
• Hooman
• homance
• hoemance
• hotmail
• homan
Don: Lydia really likes me.
Ed: Lydia the stripper, dude she likes your dollars. You're in a homance.
Ed: Lydia the stripper, dude she likes your dollars. You're in a homance.
by TelynAgain December 16, 2008
Get the homance mug.
Insert the your pointer finger in her vagina and your ring finger in her ass then pull them out and put the used fingers into her nostrils.
by Pit Master January 8, 2009
Get the Jennifer's Homanica mug.1) a romance where the girl is a bitch who flirts with other guys. making her a ho.
2) a relationship where the guy is whipped by a slut
2) a relationship where the guy is whipped by a slut
Jim: "Let's hook up."
Ann: "Hold on, I just have to 'talk' to Freddy."
Jim: "OK, come back soon!"
Bob: "Yo b, you gotta end this homance."
Ann: "Hold on, I just have to 'talk' to Freddy."
Jim: "OK, come back soon!"
Bob: "Yo b, you gotta end this homance."
by Bob Gorton December 21, 2006
Get the homance mug.by wglr13mwz April 15, 2011
Get the Homance mug.