Empty Hot Pocket

An extremely sexy person with no skills, thought provoking questions, or general intelligence.

Person 1: Do you like her?
Person 2: No she's clumsy and an empty hot pocket.

by SortaFriendlyGuy April 24, 2017

idaho hot pocket

When a man craps in a woman's vagina and uses it as lube

I gave her a Idaho hot pocket last night

by Anonymous user name November 22, 2017

English Hot Pocket

An anal sex position in which the recieving partner defecates on the shaft of the delivering partner. The waste is then used as a form of lubricant untill a climax is reached.

Sarah: John and I performed an English Hot Pocket last night and it smelled like a rotting carcass when we were done.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 17, 2010

Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and shoving it into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to eat it out.

Me: "Yo I just did that hot pocket technique on mah girl"

Friend: "The fuck is wrong with you?"

by MelonSaurus November 01, 2010

Maine Hot Pocket

Cousin of the Alabama hot pocket, when one spreads the girls vagina lips and vomits inside of them, then proceeds to fuck her.

Man I had the flu, and Allie was real horny, so I vomited inside of her and we made whoopie, it was a Maine Hot pocket.

by The_Fucker January 28, 2009

louisville hot pocket

the act of a male taking a poopy then filling it whith semen..then a female will proceed to eat it

girl: man im kinda hungry...but we have no food

guy:oh dont worry i will make u a louisville hot pocket

by c-bess February 23, 2010

California Hot-Pocket

A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.

Matt gave me a California Hot-Pocket, and I loved it!

by USAF Cadet December 30, 2020