MelonSaurus's definitions

cannibal asshole

A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.

You were a real cannibal asshole when you ripped that asshole a new asshole.

by MelonSaurus November 25, 2013

Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and shoving it into a girl's vagina, and then proceeding to eat it out.

Me: "Yo I just did that hot pocket technique on mah girl"

Friend: "The fuck is wrong with you?"

by MelonSaurus November 2, 2010