Ham Slacks

Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female

For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."

by Nipple Fritts December 25, 2012

Ham Spamming

The act of slapping someone on the face with ones penis

After 5 minutes of ham spamming she could take no more!

by The learned Aristotle April 3, 2009

ham newton

To indulge in an activity to the highest degree.

Mike Guzzi shouldn’t of smoked so much last night. He was really going ham Newton!

by Auto February 23, 2019

ham bushing

When your old lady's vagina is so hammered out your better off putting a ham in her vagina and pulling the bone out of the center and pounding that hole

Your going to do that chick? She's kind of loose you better use a ham bushing.

by Mike Hunt Dodge November 23, 2014

Ham Sauce

An additive to awesome sauce when awesome sauce isn't flavorful enough to feed the appetite of the highly performing, sleep-deprived, coffee-soaked professional.

The baseball player threw a little ham sauce on that fastball.

by Heathro April 8, 2015

Ham Gravy

A betting term for someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses

Wow, that guy was losing already and then made a side bet to lose more money! That’s additional Ham Gravy for the players!

by Somebody8827 June 12, 2020

Ham-Nasty

A huge big player who wears pink shirts and preys on little boys. He is commonly found whippin' a mustang also called "the stang banger". He enjoys listening to shitty music and in general smells bad. You can always tell a Ham-Nasty by his tight shirts and jeans, as well as his legendary bowl cut hair.
Signs of a Ham-Nasty:Hair flicking, bad smells, non-stop story telling, overall bad assness, and last but surley not least, Gay comments such as "Suck my Pussy!"

Ham-Nasty:"You better get to bed before I lick your asshole"
Roommate:"Ohh shit i guess i better get to bed"

by Chief Fun Boy April 6, 2009