halfer

Half of a house brick. Ideal size and wieght for throwing during riots at strategic points around Belfast. Their natural habitat is interface ares where they grow in abundance.

Gissa a halfer will yee, ol' chap, so I can lob it in the general direction of the police?

by best mate nate January 7, 2005

Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 27, 2010

Heffe

the biggest noob on the face of the earth, who likes to show everyone his 6-Pack abs

Weef: Heffe, what did you do last night?
Heffe: I showed this girl my abs and she loves me now
Weef: Your such a noob

by pugbox January 11, 2009

haffin

divide something 2 people can share in half

would you like to haffin my soda?

by Deloris A June 9, 2008

Fart Huffer

What Stripes enjoys doing

Stripes: I think I'd like to huff some farts right now

by Stripes The Fart Huffer July 27, 2003

hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever

Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!

by munch on my poo December 11, 2010

Haffet

To eat turtle soups or give crazy ladies turtle soup.
People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."

Kiwi: hello?
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.

by hatersrcool January 1, 2010