Mr. Hornster

1. A sexually aroused man
2. Another name for rhino

"Let's have sex."
"Okay, Mr. Hornster."

by misterhorndog November 27, 2013

hornery

adj.- when a person is being bratty and sexually frisky

The new waitress keeps slapping my ass. I think she's feeling hornery!

or

I love it when my girlfriend refuses to wear panties under her skirts. She gets so hornery sometimes.

by Tabbicatt September 5, 2007

Horned King

The "creepiest" Disney Villain of all time, all time being the 1980's... A pathetic excuse for a villian in today's time, though he was voiced by John Hurt

80's Nostalgia Man: The Horned King Is SO SCARY!
Today's Person: Yeah, and everyone loved Gigli

by Ratsocanation October 5, 2003

Hornery

The state of being where one is ornery due to the fact that they have been horny and unsatisfied.

Wanting sex so bad, that one is irritable and combative.

Typically occurs when two people with amazing chemistry are unable to express themselves physically due to outside circumstances. (I.E. Boyfriends, Girlfriends, Parents, Church)

Everytime I think about our time together in the desert it just gets me so hornery because we can't have that anymore.

by Lo Dark Cloud March 10, 2011

Horsetits

A term that can replace the word shoot or sh*t

As his project started to fall apart he screamed "Horsetits"

by kendrick peterson October 17, 2011

Air Horned

When your partner passes wind while receving anal oral servitude.

Jonno got Air horned by his girlfriend while licking out her anus

by Von Katagen May 17, 2006

hornytoad

someone whos always looking for sexual stimulation regardless of selection...

John: Hey did you see that girl damn I'd like to fuck her.
Sam: dude you don't even know her!
John: I don't care I'd still fuck!
Sam: your such a hornytoad

by Rafting September 29, 2008