Can I help you?

A very nice way of saying "Get the fuck outta here!" or "GTFO".

*Teenager walks into grocery store and wanders around*

Store owner: Can I help you?

by bitstripslang May 26, 2015

TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE

Why, just why
Basically searched the 4 main words that are near the Define a word button, you are kinda bored, and it's ok

Guy 1: Hey, i already searched horny definition, give me a random definition
Guy 2: Search Twitter Facebook Help Subscribe
Guy 1: alr thank you

by It's i! the great WHAT THE FU- July 01, 2021

So help me God

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.

John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?

by 2009ends September 27, 2009

derick help me

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.

pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?

See attached sound file

by DiZASTiX December 31, 2005

i need mental help

When you say some gay ass shit

"AHH CAILLOU CUM IN MY BUTT". "Ummm I'm not gonna even ask" "I need mental help"

by yuhyuh69420 October 20, 2019

Google Chrome Help Community

A place where kids in school ask "How do I unblock Roblox on a school PC?"

(No I'm fucking serious go take a look for yourself)

Welcome to the Google Chrome Help Community

Categories

Accessing Websites

-how do i unblock roblox on a school pc
- how do i unblock websites
- www.roblox.com

by nice rigger November 17, 2020

Can I help you?

A question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. It is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.

*Unidentified person is rummaging through the owner's garbage*

Bewildered owner: Um, Can I help you?

by American Bateman May 24, 2009