A LITTLE SHIT THAT ALWAYS GOES AROUND SAYING 'MOMMY I WANT THIS' OR'DADDY TAKE ME TO TDA CIRCUS OR ILL RAPE YA'. ALSO HE HAS CANCER AND HIS PARENTS AND ROSIE PUT UP WITH HIS SHIT CUZ THEY KNOW THAT THEY`LL SOON BE THREE. THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LIKE HIM ARE... OH. IT SEEMS THAT NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE CALLS HIS TANTRUMS 'WHEN HES HAD ENOUGH' BUT REALLY ITS 'WHEN HES BEING A DOUCHE'. ALSO, HE HAS A WHINY VOICE AND AN UGLY BODY CUZ EVEN HIS BODY KNOWS HE DOESN`T DESERVE TO HAVE BASIC HUMAN FEATURES.
OMG ITS CAILLOU! IF YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVEN`Y BOUGHT HIM A PRESENT, HELL SCREAM AND KICK AND FORCE YOU TO PAY 100$ TO BUY SHIT!
by Frak67854 June 29, 2018
A piece of shit that is bald because his mom fucked some other guy and caillou is always like "MoOoMmyy!!"because his "dad" dropped him into a pile of bricks. Caillous show ended after the producer died of caillous voice.
Rosie murdered caillou when he was 24 making his show die out
Rosie murdered caillou when he was 24 making his show die out
by Dracodepenisjs April 30, 2019
A show about a snotty little twat that, if he were in a rehabilitation center, would go out of his way to emphasize whatever disability he did NOT have. Because he's a little shit. It's also be hypothesized that he has leukemia, he does not. They ran tests and concluded that unfortunately leukemia has a bad case of Caillou.
Doctor: I'm sorry but your son has an extremely low white blood cell count.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.
Parent: That's because Caillou is a bitch.
by Tonesmas October 19, 2016
More like Caill-ew
Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.
Little shit that bitches about everything. So ungrateful u wouldn't even believe it. Cries until he gets what he wants.
My girlfriend is such a Caillou.
by Shifeen Finkle Gucci October 23, 2018
by Caillou's dad April 14, 2017
Noun
1: A person acting like (or IS) the manifestation of Satan.
2: A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same roof as him
1: A person acting like (or IS) the manifestation of Satan.
2: A Canadian show about Satan as a kid. It also proves that the worst thing ever is to be under the same roof as him
by Puntato August 03, 2018
Caillou is a shitty-ass kids show which has a piece of shit is the main character. He is known to infest people with diarrhea-based cancer. He's an annoying, stupid piece of shit, who will only have his way. He was known to be the candidate for the Piece of Shit Party.
He's a cancerous turd.
He's a cancerous turd.
You wake up. You see Caillou there with a chainsaw. But he is so stupid that he shows it the wrong way, and he kills himself.
by Donald Caillou January 04, 2018