by Butthead4388 June 30, 2022

A voice that was born when Gump fell down atop a banana and screamed "Oh No!". It expanded to a myriad of chicken Ceaser pita critiques and deafening examinations of being Fitz's best friend.
by D umpel August 18, 2021

by TheGiff November 12, 2021

by Goon Rat March 13, 2020

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it'? So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line. So while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."
"Long story short, I fucked her ass in the freezer."
by Cranky Boots April 17, 2023

by Cornholio3 May 13, 2022

by chiken-lover June 4, 2022
