marcus and gerika

Two people who were made for each other. They are just so cute together and hopefully they get married and have a family together. Aww geez, she's mixed and he is too so, their kids will be so fucking adorable...you watch!

Girl 1: Awww they are so cute!
Girl 2: Who are they?
Girl 1: Marcus and Gerika
Girl 2: Definitely.

by gentkeke December 12, 2014

Tiny Ass House Gecko

Slang for small, micro penis.

Yo, that Jayden has a tiny ass house gecko

by Big Gay Al March 22, 2020

gerchanovsky

a jerk who plays with himskelf daily and cant get a gf and tends to talk in aim language such as lool wow and gthfctrgdghd or (get the hell for cars to row god dang goblins hide dope). In other words a total loser.

look at him
yeah a total gerchanovsky

by chrislufhggf February 9, 2008

Gerke

When you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature ejaculation. Often ending with crying or embarrassment if not both.

In American Pie. Jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with Nadia.

by Peacedawg November 21, 2009

geck

Stupid, lame, boring, or gay; a word used to describe something you dread doing.

Alana: "Ugh, we have to go to French class, that class is so geck."
Esther: "I know! Ugh."

by ladymelon June 14, 2010

GERC

(Acronym) - General Electic Ring Climber - A brown noser; regardless of whether it is a good thing to do or not.

Don't worry what that guy says - in six monthes he will be gone; he is just a GERC.

by Kyle Farris December 30, 2004

gecko lego

When a person has passed out at the end of a party or drinking session and is sleeping in a random position on a piece of furniture. The drunken state makes them impossible to remove from the position they are in.

Where has Ross gone?

He's there, passed out on the sofa doing a gecko lego impression!

by Davie F March 10, 2008