The Fungus

The fungus is a serious condition that comes to those unfortunate people who suffer from the madness. It's where the anal cavity becomes rotten from excessive anal sex. The anus secreates various bodily fluids. The patient suffers from extreme anal leakage. They are marked by a putrid scent of death and fecal matter. Once a person gets the fungus they are sufferers for life. They can only treat the symptoms by using items like butt plugs and scented tampons. Prevention is the key!

"Omigosh! Look at the trail of poo behind (insert name), I think she has the fungus!"

by betsyslover December 8, 2009

rectal fungus

Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region

Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick

by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005

FUNGUS

Someone who lays around all day doing nothing and waiting for the welfare check.

Damn those abrams are some lazy mother fuckers.

by sgtSnafu August 23, 2005

fungus farm

Accommodation typically offered by cowboy landlords and especially to students, shot through with a fungal growth. The fungal infestation is often temporarily retarded at point of sale by gas or electric heaters which the landlord has removed shortly thereafter. Even if the hyphae have ramified all the way into or up from the foundations, in popular mythology it is always the tenant's fault.

Shane and myself got a cheap ground floor apartment ostensibly for a year on coming to Cork, but it turned out to be a fungus farm and we had to move out after a month for the good of our health.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

Fungus Stick

Typically a penis small in size, dirty in nature. The pubic region is usually matted with a moldly substance or a flakey crust. A common symptom is a greasy like secretion found on ones under garments or the penis tip. Medically referred to as a Gustavo Alonso.

Man, last night I was at the club and this guy was grinding his Fungus Stick on me, damnit I got Gussed again.
Dirty Winkle
Dirty Sanchez
Street Penis
Grizzly Penis

by partycity October 8, 2009

Funist

A bumbling idiot with a YouTube channel

Me:Funist's a bitch

by RuthlessRex December 1, 2018

Foot Fungus

toe fungus sooo yummm ooo timeto shove in ya gob oilil bitch boi lil piss baby baby man ya lukethat fungi hoe ass bitch ashten cucher will eat out yoir mom

“ohh daym i want some foot fungus”

by babyyodasphatbussy February 19, 2021