floozer

Combination of a boozer, floozy, and loser.

I saw this cheaply dressed older woman in a bar, smoking cigarettes and pounding down the drinks. She was a real floozer.

by IgnatiusJReilly August 1, 2008

floozer

n. Floozer
A derogative term which holds origin in University settings, particularly among engineers, to describe a person.

Generally used as a contraction to omit the word "fuck" in inappropriate settings. "You mean he's NOT going to do the keg stand? What a floozer.

by Marcus November 24, 2004

yellow floofy thing

a yellow coloured "thing" in which someone floofs with.
this only happens, however at 6.32PM in a secluded forest somewhere around the midlands.
do not mistake this with "yellow floofers" as these are highly different and this mistake can get you into a large amount of trouble.
please disregard all other entries.

A"is it time?"
B"i think so"
A"get the yellow floofy thing"

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Urban Dick Flooders

An Urban Dick Flooder is someone that post completely useless garbage on Urban Dictionary. They cause Editors to spend hours sorting through WOS (Waste Of Space) posts, in order to find the legitimate New Word descriptions. These types of Posters tend to not have their own accounts, and often times are first-time viewers of the site. Since they don't care about the site, or it's rules, they post generic junk like "Jenna is so hot!" and "Tommy is a F@G!". These types of posts create a giant mess of posts that legitimate Posters and Editors have to sort through. Which can cause delays of new words being posted to the site by weeks, even months. Many legitimate words can even be dismissed on accident due to this fact.

Man am I getting sick of sorting through WOS posts from Urban Dick Flooders! If they would just read the rules, so much time wouldn't be wasted sorting through all of this S**T! I have some words that have been sitting on hold for months because legitimate Editors like myself spend more time deleting WOS posts, then we do getting to post true, creative content.

by the2ndflood August 21, 2008

Flooze

How you feel when you have had too much to drink.

I felt in such a flooze when I left the pub last night.

by Pressila June 11, 2006

Floofy Chonky Boi

How white dog/cat owners describe their 8 year old pet which is slowly dying due to it's sheer morbid obesity from eating literally nothing but Hot Pockets and Pop Tarts.

Veterinarian: Sir, your pet is dying and is severely overweight, I would be concerned about it if I were you.
Bobby: Floofy chonky boi!

by dashy99993 April 7, 2020

Floofy

Adjective- Soft and malleable in texture.

My boyfriend's hair is floofy.

by Angillas November 27, 2009