fingered up the duckpond

popular from Gloustershire in England where a women/ girl is proceded to be fingered by an older man. popularly used in the film Hot Fuzz where Danny states that miss Draper is fingered up the duckpond.

Also can be used to state to be anally probed by again an older man.

Danny: I also believe that she favours the older men
Angel: How so?
Danny: Marcus Carters older brother said she had been fingered up the duckpond

by wertytrew May 6, 2011

4 finger up

Loves his girl friend alot

I am a 4 finger up man

by Yrev April 19, 2022

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

fingercourse

the act of pedruding into the female, but only with your fingers, instead of a cucumber.

"Oh yeah brian, fingercourse with YOUR fingers (not mine, for once) feel soo good in my ass, please, DON'T STOP! :)"

by geoff griddle August 6, 2008

Chinese Finger Trap

Two penises approach each other. One circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised takes it for skin and rolls the foreskin over the other penis

Hey Owen, wanna Chinese Finger Trap?
Yea sure!

by Golden Gus April 1, 2019

fat finger

A specific kind of typo where one stroke presses two keys instead of the intended one.

exzample,
the z was pressed along with the x

by Squee! July 3, 2005

fingerbang

The sexual act where the finger is inserting into the vagina or anus to imitate the motion of an inserted penis. Also: finger, fingerfuck.

Before we had intercourse, he proceeded to arouse me first by fingerbanging my vagina.

by Steven March 26, 2003