faulter

a) one who chooses the pessimistic approach and makes it a mission for everyone to see his point of view

b) having to be the first to point out the subject's fault

c) slang for an athlete that cannot stop causing penalties for his/her team

Similar to: snitch,liar,pessimist,

a) Person A: What's up with (name here) he keeps on telling everyone what I did. Person B: Doesn't he know once is enough? Person A: He's a "faulter"

b) incident Faulter:He/she did it I saw the whole thing and he/she did it yesterday and they day before. I am way more innocent and faultess. Victim A: What a (cuss) faulter

c) Player A: We don't need this right now in the game. Player B: Get your (cuss) together. Faulter: It wasn't my fault. Player A: Were going to give you the nickname Faulter king/queen of the penalties. Player B: haha

by Meeschy March 10, 2012

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masturbating to pictures of facebook friends of which you are simultaneously facebook stalking.

the girl was so hot that i was faulkurbating to her last night.

Damn that abby is faulkurbatable.

by Leathery Dick July 10, 2012

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fauxfu

Ultra-vegan tofu. It tastes just like tofu but contains none of the estrogonized hormone associated with processed tofu. Made from fermented, barrel-aged repurposed organic material.

Person 1: Ever since I went ultra-vegan and switched to fauxfu, my chakras have been perfectly aligned.

Person 2: Namaste.

by kaka3stan October 6, 2017

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