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bastard father

A bastard father is a father that’s is letting the family go to shit
Did you hear what John did with the last welfare check”, “what a bastard father”
by Weckfe November 8, 2019
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your father

a human who has not come back from the milk store.
Your father's at the milk store, right?
by _lupical May 22, 2022
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Mother Earth, Father Thunder

My lightning conceived was I
The stars above became my eyes
Overgelmer flows in my veins
My hair the mist across the never ending nameless lake
By womb of soil, the moist of dew
Born when sun was high, the day was new
And the raven soared high up in clear sky
The lamb will speak to you, when your heart is pure
And you were made by

Mother Earth, Father Thunder

This heart winged, I am eagles son
Through storm and syite, untouched, it is pounding on
This sword, forged in fire and ice
The runes that trail its blade can be seen but by my two eyes

As if written in the snow, the lies, shall melt away
By the wheel of sun to cross the sky this day
Shadows may lay heavy upon the earth
But the truth, cut deep in stone, will last
Till the heavens comes tumbling down upon this world

Mother Earth, Father Thunder
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faggerdouche

A combination of fag and douche, hence faggerdouche. This reserved for people who exhibit the utmost fag and douchebag characteristics.
Kanye West is a faggerdouche.
by baronvonbadass February 8, 2010
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father

You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.
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Butt Father

A Butt Father is a man who in a relationship, short or long, is the one who penetrates the other's posterior at all times.

It does not matter if the other is male or female, you can still be butt fathered.

One who is the one who gets Butt Fathered is called either a Butt Son or a Butt Daughter.

A woman who uses a strapped-on dildo to penetrate anally is called a Butt Mother.

Plural is Butt Fathers.

It is unknown why they aren't called Butt Husbands or Butt Wifes, it is a strange conundrum...
"I am the Butt Father in this relationship, so get on your mother-fucking knees!" - Abusive Arsehole
by GentlemanChapNuts October 16, 2010
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fuck father

Girl 1: All these fuck boys but who's the fuck father.
Girl 2: I don't know but he probably works for Fox News
by hermionemate September 29, 2015
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