faceplant

To fall asleep so hard that you wake up face-down in a puddle of your own drool, feeling real groggy and with your eyes swollen shut

Sorry Bram, Im busy. I completely faceplanted last night. I had to peel my face off my pillow this morning - it's still soaked, I gotta wash it.

by pandyrooney May 4, 2018

facepalm

The natural involuntary reaction of slapping your forehead with your palm in exasperation whenever Josh Payne makes a really a bad joke no one asked for, or laughed at, in a Slack Thread...again.

Anybody: (some bit of normal uninteresting casual conversation)
Josh Payne: "So many facepalms"
Another slack user reading the message: *facepalms self involuntarily, cringes, then leaves thread*

by When_Anteaters_Collide68 February 20, 2019

Gamer Facepalm

When your unepic Girlfriend asks to pause your game, but you can't so you facepalm.

Person 412:Sweetie, can you pause that game for a second.
Person131:Honey, this game is online I can't pause it!
Person 412:Can you just pause it
Person131:*Gamer Facepalm*

by EPIC GAMER!!!! February 11, 2019

Faceplant

something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity

often used in conjunction with fucktards

Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?

by Gert November 25, 2003

Faceplosion

A Faceplosion is where a particular facial feature somehow creates a small explosive device within itself that at any moment, will detonate and possibly injure any surrounding people. There is currently no possible way to cure the Faceplosion incident, and in some cases Faceplosion sufferers are used as weapons in military operations.

"Alright, Bravo team will flank to the right of the building, Fox Delta, you march right into the front with the Pfc, he's got the Faceplosions!"

"Sir, you serious? The whole buildin' will blow!"

by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008

Faceplame

A fail so hard it sent your brain into spasms causing you to mispell facepalm

Example :

"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"

n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame

by Ub3r Sc0t3H April 1, 2010

Facepalm Gay

Someone who is so overwhelmingly, flamboyantly gay, you can't help but smack yourself in the face.

Must be differentiated from someone who is just gay, but not overly flamboyant.

Person 1:"Hey, you see that kid over there wearing all pink singing 'Born This Way'?"

Person 2: "Holy Shit. He is a facepalm gay"

by theycallmejon1 October 21, 2011