erection injector

Someone who overcompensated for the size of their truck and tries to redeem themselves

Jeff bought too big of a truck and now has to get an erection injector.

by xXPussy DestroyerXx June 1, 2016

erection set

A row of men erect and standing to attention

She walked into the room and the men formed an erection set

by Ozzy2006 October 10, 2016

butt erection

When you look at someone and your butt tingles.

Man victor just gave me a butt erection when I saw him today.

by KrislorRich February 16, 2018

chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017

erect image

projector produces an erect image (lol).

A slide projector produces an erect image by reflecting the image on a mirror. At close distances, the image is more distinct because the image loses resolution as distance increases (the distance between two points of an image increases).

by NickyMikey August 2, 2017

reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like

nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*

by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022

Grammatically Erect

To be grammatically erect is to be an aroused English major.

Mary: I hooked up with Jason after English class yesterday.

Emily: Oh, so you got him grammatically erect then?

Mary: Yeah, you could say that.

by CaramelBanan January 2, 2021