ed-nerd

a person who became obsessed with Twilight series after the premiere of of the movie.

Twitchers: I'm reading Twilight.
Toad: You ed-nerd

by THE Rainbow Tree January 26, 2009

Ed walsh

A man who eats children and devoured them for dinner. Run

Here he come Ed Walsh.Run! Run!

by Micheal Scott May 11, 2019

Robinster(ed)

Verb- to puke from excessive drinking (especially of a car)

“AW MAN YOU JUST ROBINSTER(ED) ALL OVER MY CAR”

by Dr McAvoy Sr III July 10, 2022

Ed McCracken

The sexiest motherfucker going
Has huge fuck off muscles
Got all 8s and 9s in his GCSEs
Top shagger with a 10 inch dong
One of the many ballers of the Tom Hanks chat

‘Wow that’s Ed McCracken with his huge fuck off muscles’
‘Oh I know, some say he’s got a 10 inch song’
‘They are correct’

by Edisprettysexy February 3, 2020

ed the molester

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.

ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!

by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

sonnybono-ed

Instant death from skiing head on into a tree.

He almost sonnybono-ed on that hill but he missed the tree.

by amoeba1 December 27, 2007

Rylan-ed

A time where you tell someone to FaceTime you because it is “very important”, and when they answer you show them your penis for no reason.

Ethan: Bro! I just got Rylan-ed by Rylan himself!
Carson: Damn bro! He showed u his cock and balls on FaceTime?
Ethan: YEAH! Worst day of my life.

by PantsTants June 3, 2021