Dipsquizzle

To have sex, screw with, mess with, annoying, fondle, etc.

"I dipsquizzled your mom last night"
"May I dipsquizzle your nizzle for shizlle?"

by DrFooke October 28, 2003

Dipsmack

A person with average or above average wit, who says or does something stupid.

"You dipsmack I asked for a Budweiser, not a Keystone!"

by Nemsen September 28, 2005

dipshit

One who looks up and/or defines their own name on urban dictionary like an egotistical fuck.

Person x: I'm going to define my own name on Urban Dictionary! "Person x: a funny, sexy, nice, strong, rich etc.

Person x is a dipshit

by comeonpeople May 6, 2015

dipset

A trio or set of dips one might purchase for a party or sporting event. Such sets of dip usually include French onion, garden vegetable or even spinach. Most dipsets are usually quite enjoyable, and go great with chips.

Tom: "Honey, what should I bring to the game?"
Gladys: "Why don't you get one of those nice dipsets, you know, for the chips?"

by 24to7nine March 18, 2008

Lipstick on my Dipstick

Lipstick on my Dipstick is the remnant of lipstick that a girl leaves on your raging hard-on after giving you a blowjob and throat-gasm.

When I got back to our dorm-room, Matt noticed that I had Lipstick on my Dipstick!

by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020

dipshit

A total retard.

Hailie put a book in the microwave. That dipshit!

by Aleu April 26, 2003

Dipstick

1) A tool used to test urine to find diseases in the kidneys or other parts of the excretory system.

2) A derogatory term used to describe a person.

-The dipstick revealed an excess amount of protein in the man's urine.

-That guy's a freaking dipstick!

by Egaro February 16, 2009