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sober diver

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.
That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.
by anonymous November 1, 2017
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Pond Diver

Carpenter Cunts that come from Powell Riva who are bottom feeders
You hear Nick T was a bit of a Pond Diver last night trying to drag any old cunt ome
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Mind Diver

A person that is observant to human actions and thought. He/she tries to examine that person true self by diving into that's persons mind and heart to see that persons true colors. A mind diver can make a better judgement on a person spiritual condition can understand the deepest emotions and intellect that makes that person hate, love, fear, lust, certain things and which makes her prone to behave a certain way. Not only are mind divers good at understanding they also learn the ability to sense and feel person spiritual flame.
That character from Metal Gear Solid name Psycho Mantis was a mind diver he has seen many worlds that are projected by the people he has dove his mind into.
by Cosmicjay76 June 7, 2022
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Dick diver

Some one who loves diving for dick , head first.
That Todd Maney is a real dick diver.
by Maxpowers269u July 21, 2023
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Hell diver

Super Earth - Our home. Prosperity, liberty and democracy - Our way of life. But freedom doesn't come free: it is every man, woman and child's duty to protect our home, our culture, and our families. Why not make the most important decision of your life; make the safety of your family a personal responsibility, and prove that you have the strength and courage to be free?

Join the HELLDIVERS! Travel the galaxy, visit the capitals, meet unusual people and represent the federation. Secure the resources we need to preserve our way of life and create a future for Super Earth. Spread managed democracy throughout the galaxy.

Become more than you are. Become a Hero. Become... a Legend!
Helldiver 1 "hey did you see that new Hell diver derek?"

Helldiver 2 "no but i hope hes giving those bugs hell"
by Bindead April 15, 2024
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Basket Diver

An individual that craves the vagina so much they want to spend every minute inside of it.
Damn, Todd has been such a basket diver lately that he slept with his fingers inside Tina.
by ThinkingDeepRealDeep April 20, 2021
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Stuart Diver

To be a Stuart Diver is rhyming slang for being a legendary survivor.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.

Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.

Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
He's a real Stuart Diver!
by MMBfromOz November 6, 2022
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