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Garbage Disposal

This is were you open the vagina of a special lady and vomit into the cunt. It works best if the donor has their lips sealed on the pussy.
Dude I was licking her pussy and I was so drunk…I totally did a garbage disposal…I think she was too drunk to tell…
by JHD May 29, 2006
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Dispersal

A single-leveled, wooden hut that is untidily decorated with rude pinned-up pictures of nearly-naked people, models of airplanes (theirs and ours for recognition purposes), parachutes, helmets, an iron stove, a table, chairs, decks of cards, a telephone, and sometimes boisterous dogs. Normally used in times of war to shelter pilot's for surprise attacks or emergency calls.
The soldiers looked to their assigned dispersal and smiled; It may not be home, but it was close enough.
by Captain Natalie February 2, 2008
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dispatch

a) to answer 911 calls by sending police units... (dispatcher)
b) to put to death, kill
if you dont leave this premises, I'll dispatch you with extreme prejudice
by FRANK March 28, 2005
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disposable camera

The disposable or single-use camera is a simple box camera sold with a roll of film installed, meant to be used once. Most use focus free lenses. Some are equipped with an integrated flash unit, and there are even water proof versions for underwater photography. Internally, the cameras use a 135 film or an APS cartridge. While some disposables contain an actual cartridge as used for loading normal, reusable cameras, others just have the film wound internally on an open spool. The whole camera is handed in for processing. Some of the cameras are recycled, i.e. refilled with film and resold.
I receive from store a "disposable camera" for free after I bought 3 bottles of beer.
by Cristi June 18, 2006
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dispair

a shit feeling that you get when all has failed.
I have so much dispair from not being accpted by the girl of my dreams i could just die!
by maxinator February 12, 2006
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disproportionableness

tis the unability to be proportionable
ermm... tis good for spelling tests!
by tom delonges wife June 21, 2004
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disposable nappy

A disposable nappy/diaper is for babies or incontinent adults, it absorbs urine and contains faeces, once soiled it is thrown away.

Pampers and Huggies are the 2 most well know brands of disposable nappies, disposables have been around since the late 40's and have changed considerably since then from simple paper pads that fitted inside plastic pants, to the high tech product they are now.

All nappy brands have theire little gimmics to sell the nappy, eg resealable tapes, stretchy waistbands, leak gaurds, wetness indicators and so on, but they all have the same basic make up, consisting of a layer of cloth like material, which is actually thin strands of plastic woven together, this is often called a one way liner, this allows the babies (or adults) urine to be absorbed into the absorbent padding inside the nappy, but also stops it from coming back through so keeping the skin dry,
The absorbent padding layer is made from wood pulp, which are tiny fibres of wood which have been purified to make them white, spread within the fibres are crystals of a absorbent polymer, which turn into a gel when they get wet, this helps the nappy to absorb lots of urine without leaking, as once the wetness is gel, it cannot be squeezed out, unlike the older disposables which only had wood pulp padding, whenever baby sat down it just squished out and left the baby sitting in a puddle!
The last layer is waterproof plastic, this further stops leaks and also acts as a shell to keep the padding contained.

Most disposables nappies apart from the cheapest brands have cute pictures on the front, sometimes companies, Disney for example, pay the nappy manufactor to display there cartoon characters, this is ussualy on the bigger brands, on cheaper brands images like teddy bears and other babyish items are seen.
i saw a baby wearing a disposable nappy
by Pampers lover August 27, 2006
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