by DustOne March 25, 2009
Get the Designa Vagina mug.A stupid rule that was implemented 40 years ago because the majority of AL teams, although some having some success in the post season, were struggling financially, and thought that by taking away the "weakest hitter" in the lineup and replacing him with some douche bag that cant field a ball but can swing a bat, would increase their ratings.
Although while chicks dig the long ball and everything, most NL fans (like myself) and some AL fans, think the DH should be abolished and the same 9 players on the field should be the same 9 players in the on the lineup card.
Although while chicks dig the long ball and everything, most NL fans (like myself) and some AL fans, think the DH should be abolished and the same 9 players on the field should be the same 9 players in the on the lineup card.
Douche - Hey bro you wanna watch the Angels and Mariners game?
Me - No thanks, Im a real baseball fan, Im going to watch the Dodgers and Cubs, or Cards and Mets, Or Giants and Marlins, or Pads and Rox, or any other NL game even if their record is shit, cuz they don't use a pussy Designated Hitter.
Douche - oh ok, I'll go back to my shitty AL game and keep being a douche then.
Me - you do that
Me - No thanks, Im a real baseball fan, Im going to watch the Dodgers and Cubs, or Cards and Mets, Or Giants and Marlins, or Pads and Rox, or any other NL game even if their record is shit, cuz they don't use a pussy Designated Hitter.
Douche - oh ok, I'll go back to my shitty AL game and keep being a douche then.
Me - you do that
by Danny boy in LA June 27, 2009
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When lacking in a gay friend; the chosen selected male to fill this void in a group of females. This male will rarely accept his role as the gay friend whose responsibilities include fashion consult and drama queen, so it is necessary to keep their designation as a personal joke for as long as possible. Once the cat is out of the bag, tell them they are allowed in dressing rooms, cause, well, they're gay! *wink*
Designated Gay friend's role
Girls: "*insert name*, does this look ok?"
DGF: "How should i know?"
Girls: *glare*
DGF: "Well, actually the teal would go so much better with your complexion..."
Girls: "*insert name*, does this look ok?"
DGF: "How should i know?"
Girls: *glare*
DGF: "Well, actually the teal would go so much better with your complexion..."
by Donna Frank July 19, 2006
Get the Designated Gay Friend mug.The one sober person at a party or bar who leaves first acting like a complete drunk fool to divert law inforcement attention so the rest of the ppl who are actually drunk can leave without fear of persecution.
James is gonna be the Designated Decoy tonight so the rest of us are free to get completely shit-house drunk.
by Newt76 October 26, 2007
Get the Designated Decoy mug.(noun) When there is a DD a DB can be chosen so that the DD has something to watch at the party. A DB is a person chosen by his peers to ingest the most alcohol out of anyone anywhere. He must keep drinking until he can drink no more.
Party Girl: Why is the bathroom door knob in the sink and Jasen in the tub face down with Nazi symbols and penises all over his asian body?
Party Boy: After speaking only spanish for 20 minutes he locked himself in the bathroom. So we broke in to make sure he was ok. He was sleeping on the toilet, But for making us worry we tub-nazi-penis trifecta'd him. He's our Designated Blackout (DB).
Party Boy: After speaking only spanish for 20 minutes he locked himself in the bathroom. So we broke in to make sure he was ok. He was sleeping on the toilet, But for making us worry we tub-nazi-penis trifecta'd him. He's our Designated Blackout (DB).
by Vernackular December 16, 2008
Get the Designated Blackout (DB) mug.verb: Give a specified name, position, or status to
adjective: Appointed to an office or position but not yet installed
adjective: Appointed to an office or position but not yet installed
by DieKry01 April 24, 2010
Get the Designate mug.Term used by domestic builders describing a deliberate error left on a job to distract from a far worse yet less obvious mistakes.
Bob the builder: Sorry about that bit of paint I got on your kitchen counter, Mrs Smith. A bit of turps should get that off.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
( Mrs Smith smiles and signs the cheque, failing to notice only three of the four light fittings she has paid for are in place. )
Bob has used the paint spill as a designated distraction.
by OldBuzzard March 4, 2010
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