Defective Flypaper

When, for whatever reason (tired, drunk, hungover, preoccupied, just not understanding, etc.), someone is explaining something to you and it's just not sticking.

I seem totally unable to comprehend what was just said. I feel like defective flypaper right now.

by DarthKiljoy March 5, 2009

defectrics

metrics associated with defects; a quantitative measure that can be used to prioritize defect removal opportunities;

Defectrics are latent defects in requirements (or design or code)

The number of defects per function point, or developer, or team are examples of defectrics.

A value-oriented defectric is the average cost to remove a defect

by joescho May 29, 2013

defecanestration

to relieve one's bowels out of a window onto a political or societal enemy. essentially a defenestration of poo.

In the famous defecanestration of 2009, Delta Airlines received what they deserved for losing my luggage 3 times in a row.

by basooj January 11, 2010

delectalicious

combination of delectable and delicious; used to describe something (usually a food item) that is mouthwatering beyond words; usually said of desserts.

Those brownies are delectalicious!

by bukogirl February 3, 2010

Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011

defecacious

Having the ability to find a good, clean place to take a shit, by instinct alone. A portmanteau word from "DEFEcate + effiCACIOUS.

I don't know how George found that nice, clean rest stop five miles down the highway---he's very defecacious!

by pentozali September 9, 2012

Defeated Meat

When one ejactulates and tears the skin on his dick.

Oh no, I just Defeated Meat!

by D4nkD4ddy May 7, 2018