Dougaling

To drink two six packs of beer and chunder on a train.

Origin: Vietnamese

Dude 1: My wife just dumped me.
Dude 2: No way! That sucks, what you gonna do?
Dude 1: Think I might just go dougaling.

by luigispizza July 24, 2011

douche frames

White framed sunglasses.

Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

douchebag credits

when a person, especially a celebrity, has built up so much goodwill that they would be excused from a heinous act. Created by comedian Christopher Titus.

Tom Hanks has so many douchebag credits that if he were to punch a nun, the first thing people would do is ask what the nun did to make Tom so angry.

by cra0422 December 1, 2015

doublestream

a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening

If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!

by inaneopinions March 16, 2016

Douche buds

Another name for Apple air pods.

That jerk walking down the street can’t hear you, he has his douche buds in.

by GoTerps00 June 16, 2018

douglicus

fucking black dude that likes to cry over anything and when someone gets into a fight with him he says it's because it's black since he has nothing better to do in his life

random dude: douglicus you're an idiot

douglicus: damn just because im black

by ballsack man 69 October 11, 2020

Douchecuntary

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021