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celebrity parking

An awesome parking spot. A parking spot near the entrance to where you are going, particularly when there are very few spots available. Also known as "Hil Duff!" (previously "L. Lo"- but no one wants to be her anymore!)
B "Aw, shiiiit, celebrity parking, bitch!"
J "Nice, Hil Duff."
by BBlackout February 14, 2008
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celebrity hooker

A celebrity hooker is a drink. It consists of equal parts champagne and Diet Coke and a cherry.
Look at Bill Murray, he is drinking a celebrity hooker.
by hotluvin35 November 8, 2009
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Celebrity Awareness Booster

Person making it aware of what celebrity A is doing even though some may not care. Potential stalker material
HBO Fan 1: "Ralph Garman is talking about Emma Stone again! I'm glad he does this, She is sooo hot! He's my favorite celebrity awareness booster!"

HBO Fan 2: Take a drink!

HBO Fan 3: He's kinda creepy
by DaXTreme SModfan January 24, 2011
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celebrity porker pity project

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.
It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.
by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011
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Celebrity

A person that everyone dreams of, a person that everyone wants to be, a person who everyone wants to kill, a person that everyone whines about, etc
Person with no life: I was watching Britney Spears live and she has the worst camel toe

Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason

Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated
by ReaperOfDefinitions June 11, 2016
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the celebrity snowman

one day me and my friends went to Asda to do some shopping..we then went into a photobooth and my mate pulled a funny face!She looked a little
like The Celebrity Snowman.
We see him everywhere-he was even at Glastonbury!
banana says i can grant you one wish....snowman says the wiah is golden!
by lou December 10, 2003
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Dirty Celebrity

A style of fashion worn by modelxcore girls
The look consists of designer clothes, mixed in with grunge, or punk styles.
It's like those candid pictures you see of celebrities in US Weekly walking down the street dressed weird (hence the name dirty celebrity)
A Dolce&Gabanna sweater with a multi colored scarf around the neck, tucked UNDER the sweater, with old torn and ripped jeans, huge furry eskimo boots, and huge sunglasses.
A band shirt from hot topic, black gaucho pants, black and white chucks, and pearls
Layered multi colored shirts, tweed shorts, and combat boots
by prioska ninotchka January 2, 2006
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