cofforia

a feeling of elation induced by coffee or caffeine

After downing a double skim mocha, I was overcome with cofforia; I felt like I could take on the world.

by gregg schultz March 12, 2004

cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010

cuffliner

1. The moldy wool in the inside edge of handcuffs
2. An insult describing amazingly stupid people

"Those despicable handcuffs had wet cuffliners in them!," shouted Mark.

"You are such a cuffliner," shouted Sandy.

by Theo Persephilos November 14, 2011

Cumfortable

The act of cumming and pulling up your pants simultaneously to avoid getting caught having a wank.

Lucky I got cumfortable right before my parents walked into my room.

by mike.tython May 6, 2014

cuff the senator

The act of masturbating. To masturbate.

She got me so turned on I had to go cuff the senator

by MeatCubed June 13, 2014

Cuffspect

when you are suspect to being cuffed (in a relationship).

Homie #1- "Yo why don't you try and smash Andrea bro?"

Homie #2- "Idk man I'm kinda talkin' to Gigi, she wouldn't like that."

Homie #1- "Daaaaamnnn...so you cuffspect?"

Homie #2- "Yeah bruh i'm cuffspect asf, I might wife her up."

by lu baby April 16, 2017

Cofforgasim

A taste bud orgasim From the first taste of a great cup of coffee.

Wow! That coffee taste so good it just gave me a cofforgasim.
Coffee orgasim

by Litt1e.Barbie.Mouse January 16, 2017