Chunce

When one smokes the reefer all the time and gets that head fog which makes you feel fuckin brain dead. Most prominent in smokers of British street skunk which bamboozles the thoughts into mush even faster.

"Feel like i'm in a permanent state of chunce these days"

"Looks like Joe's come down with a serious case of chunceitus!"

by Fisherman George November 26, 2019

Big Crunch

The opposite of Big Bang. Where the Big Bang is a scientific theory which describes the birth of the universe and its expansion thereafter, the Big Crunch predicts the same universe will at some point collapse in on itself due to gravity forces. The Big Crunch is one possible logical consequence of the Big Bang theory, but no proof so far has confirmed it to be true.

The Big Crunch will undo the effect of the Big Bang, but also make another Big Bang possible

by Mischa Rademakers June 6, 2004

Council Meeting

An exclusive meeting of the 4 members of the Council To go to a council meeting is a great honour as only the council members are invited. There are many encroachers who would kill to attend one.

"We need to have a council meeting"
"Yea absolutely

by The Council Members January 9, 2009

crumb cruncher

a way of describing ones children, usually someone elses.

Take the little crumb crunchers to the mexican restaraunt on Wednesday..its kids eat free night

by Bubba D March 21, 2008

Ad Council

Very (fucking) annoying add that appears on the top of your screen while using Urbandictionary.com

"Friends don't let friends drive drunk!"

"I'll smack you!"

"Stupid Idiot!"

"Shut Up!"

by sux0r September 8, 2003

council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

Council Flat

A council flat is the british equavalent of the projects in america. They are government housing built for the poor.

Chavs only live in council flats.

by BeAN November 5, 2005