Crumples

A male that goes by the name Micah and can’t keep his mouf shut.. a male that always got sum smart to say and is rude asab.

Corn ball 🖕

Micah crumples is ass @ 8 ball.

by Mackyauna September 3, 2020

crumblebottom

After engaging in anal intercourse, the recipients ass hole exudes juices in which formally resemble feta cheese crumbled with cottage cheese and blueberries.

Gabe:Ay yo Sean, how was dat crumblebottom at Jess's back door?

Sean: Man you know I like when its chunky, and I always like a lil' bit o' sauce.

by CAGZZZ November 27, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

by acetone May 31, 2004

Crumblie

An elderly, decrepit and usually wrinkly old person whose physical health is crumbling, and often has crumbs of food on their clothing

The crumblie continued driving at a snail's pace in the hope of eventually reaching the OAP home

by titihood September 22, 2005

that's the way the cookie crumbles

(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way

Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004

Crumbly

A person who is exceedingly annoying and probably the world's worst person. DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH CRUMBLY PEOPLE.

Man, that tall Asian girl who hangs out in room W719 and bakes things, and uses that one cabinet next to the cups is awful crumbly. I hate that bitch. Worst person ever.

by MostDefinitelyNotCrumblyPerson June 19, 2011