cross woofer

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender

Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.

by deputy_danger April 17, 2017

Cross country

A sport that only crazy people who don't think running is a punishment do. This sport requires a lot of time, dedication, a healthy diet, and the right attitude.

Person: "Ugh, we have to run so far in PE today.
Cross country runner: "I have to run triple this at cross country so this is nothing for me"

by cocoaj October 10, 2017

cross thought

That annoying thought which breaks your original train of thought.

I think the main reason that traps are gay is because...sorry, what was I saying? I just had a cross thought.

by Trapsaregay January 7, 2018

Cross country

Mexico’s national sport ever since trump said he would build a wall

“Woah look Juan that cross country athlete is gonna get across the border in no time”

“ I know Carlos look how fast he’s going!”

by Amt6836 give Gud succle January 15, 2019

Cross-Country Skiing

Running in the snow with ski gear on

Person 1: Wanna go cross-country skiing???
Person 2: Yea hold on lemme go get my running shoes and ski gear

by Lynn Bobble April 4, 2019

Cross-promised

When you make a promise whilst crossing your fingers. Meaning that you don't have to keep your promise.

'I was so annoyed when she cross-promised'

by Blonest May 4, 2019

Cross the Pond

A twice-yearly online aviation event where 1000 people connect to the virtual skies and fly the same routes at the same time across the atlantic. Often times coupled with a lot memes and unanticipated events such as crashing airplanes and hilarious ATC communications

"John, you know, Cross the Pond last week was again a hilarious meme." "Yeah Jack, although the controllers at Kennedy really made this years Cross the Pond superb and highly professional though!"

by Yakkifly October 5, 2019